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eternityonline @ 2009-10-17T17:22:00

2009-10-17T16:24:42Z

/giggle

i can has boyf

/giggle

:D

In an attempt to remove mope mode...

2009-09-16T17:35:32Z

...I have returned to OKCupid.

I *will* get new friends (outside of work), I *will* feel better about myself and I *will* get back on the market properly.

My "distraction" is obviously not working (not your fault, before you complain hun <3) given the stupidly out of order text message I sent in a drunken stupor and as they say, the best way to get over someone is to find someone who treats you like a princess, makes you laugh, spends time with you (and buys you presents).

The phrase may not go like that really, but it sounds better my way.

And remember chaps - petri dishes are not interesting!!

Temporary Promotion

2009-07-25T23:31:25Z

Sixth months.

More power.

That is all.

BUTLINZZZZZ

2009-05-22T14:44:04Z

Okay, because I fail at writing (far too tired) I will spare you the ins and outs of our holimaday. I will however, post a few choice phrases that we have used many a time whilst in the land of Bognor.

Moar cowbell!
Awooga, honk honk - and other various noises that can be made when squishing ladee bewbs
Carnie alert!
Soon, soon..... - courtesy of Danny and in reference to pigeons, at first anyway
Bewbush
Hannah Montana (must die)
(sponsored by) comparethemeerkat.com Simples!

I will add moar later. Tired now and I has a party to plan

Star Trek meme - because I follow the croud

2009-05-14T18:59:34Z

Your results:
You are Chekov

Chekov		85%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		80%
Uhura		80%
Will Riker		80%
Jean-Luc Picard		70%
Data		65%
Geordi LaForge		65%
Spock		62%
Mr. Scott		60%
Worf		60%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		55%
Beverly Crusher		45%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		45%
Deanna Troi		35%
Mr. Sulu		5%

Brash, rash and hasty,
but everyone loves you.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

Shopping :D

2009-05-05T09:19:06Z

Had an awesome day yesterday. It started with coffee with m3rcurius and werewomble. Then myself and
m3rcurius continued on for a day of shopping followed by watching "Princess Mononoke" at mine with laheie. Finally, went for a meal at Dojos to mark the "6 month celebration of coping" with Danny.

A busy but fun day :)

Oh, and I must show you my new outfit (which m3rcurius helped with and that is bright enough to rival the smexi numbers in miss pinkapplejam 's wardrobe):

Yes, that's right, luminous yellow leggings. I may just die and go to heaven. LOOK. HOW. GORGEOUS. IT. IS.

*dies*

I also bought some rather smexi "Sketchers" pumps.

Twitter

2009-04-01T22:24:24Z

I has it

http://twitter.com/3t3rn1ty

16 and now

2009-03-26T22:51:21Z

I can't draw for toffee but I had fun. Heheh

Click to make bigger.

ARGH

2009-03-21T10:49:51Z

I swear to God I am the most irritated I have been in a while. You would be too if you hadn't had a decent nights sleep in a week. I HATE living somewhere with no sound proofing and I tell you, this will be a major factor when I look for a new place to live. I'm getting somewhere detached because I'm not coping with this shit any more.

I don't want to listen to you have sex, have a shit, open your cupboard, slam your drawers and your doors. I don't want to listen to you boil a kettle or open the dishwasher. I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT WHILST KNOWING THAT IT IS YOU THAT WOKE ME UP FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME TODAY AND KNOW THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL WEEK.

I swear I literally cried today I was so exhausted and irritated. I'm not being lazy, I just need 6 hours, that's all, just 6 measly hours of uninterrupted sleep. Is that honestly too much to ask?

I know me being a light sleeper doesn't help and the fact it will take me an hour to get back to sleep once being woke up. I know working weird hours means I'm sleeping when you're getting up and that you need to live so it's not necessarily your fault that you sound like a fucking elephant in a china store each morning but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST is it honestly that bad that I should want and get some sleep?

TBH they could come knock on my door right now to apologise and I wouldn't care. Just stop waking me up!!!!!!

I could buy ear plugs I suppose, I shouldn't have to, but I could. But then I wouldn't hear my alarm would I? V_V

GAH.

So Naughty!

2009-03-21T01:25:08Z

As Miss pinkapplejam has been purchasing items for our 80s themed holimaday, I have also succumbed to the spending of monies. It's early I know, but payday should cover it, plus, I got 20% off so yay :D

I bought many pretties:

:D

Now, I'm just missing some leggings and of course, a swimming costume. I have yet to decide if I want a luminous cozzie XD

Gah

2009-03-18T13:25:19Z

I hate working 4-12s.

I can't go to bed straight away when I get in because I'm too awake, so I play games for a few hours and drop off around 4-5. Now, this would be fine however, my body still thinks I'm on 9-5s so wakes me up at 7.

Not usually too bad but today everyone wanted to keep me awake.

Upstairs as usual have their pet elephant running around, opening drawers and cupboard doors, plus they need to hoover their wooden floors at 8am; pigeons want to serenade me with their cooing; the local neighbourhood kids want to play on the park outside and the sunlight really wants to be my friend despite me having uber thick curtains.

GAH

I had to pop some sleeping pills to knock myself out V_V

So very tired.

Now to see if I can survive the rest of the day.

Job

2009-03-17T21:25:03Z

So yeah, as most of you probably know I didn't get the position. Oh well, not the end of the world :)

There was a bonus though, but I can't really say yet until I know I'm allowed to talk about who got it etc.

Flatmate and stoof

2009-03-14T18:53:38Z

Still looking for a replacement for laheie who will be moving soon. If you know anyone, let me know. Could fit a couple as her room fits a double bed but single is fine too. Boy, girl, inbetween I no mind :)

If I can't find a replacement by end of April, I'll have to look for a new place :(

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About the job... won't hear until Monday. The nerves will not go away until I hear the outcome. Not good for actually getting sleep.

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Danni's housewarming this evening. I'm looking forward to it ^_^ I just have to get through work :)

Speaking of which, I should get back to that :p

Things

2009-03-02T13:54:46Z

Spoke to Alex, he is going to "poke" Mark for my doovds. Mission successful.

:)

Moar Xbox this evening me thinks. I have gamer points to regain. Despite my lack of sleep last night I will complete Kung Fu panda.

Xbox Live - I has it

2009-02-27T16:43:02Z

Gamertag = Atramental

Add meh

Home

2009-02-12T21:03:13Z

So, I'm currently at the 'rents house after an impromptu trip.

Got woken up by the electrician coming round at 9:30 to fix stuff, apparently he'd need 5 hours so I was like "fuck that" and hopped on a train to Norfolk. A bit annoying because I'd planned on working on my portfolio today but I can't do that without electricity. Oh well.

Parents are doing okay, nothing to report there. Hardly recognise my brother any more though, he's so grown up!!

Mum took me out to lunch at this carvery place in Little Melton that she and dad like. It was nice :) Went there again for tea because dad felt left out :p I'm so stuffed full of yorkshires and gammon now!

It started snowing at about 4... and it's still going. We have about an inch of snow already. I hope it doesn't stop me getting home, I have work tomorrow XD My train is at 10:52, maybe it'll have stopped by then.

Oh, I am now sampler for billing. No extra money :p But it is keeping me off system, and I really prefer doing stuff like that over answering emails.

Nothing else to report really, not much has happened recently.

25 things about me

2009-02-10T13:55:01Z

Posting this to LJ in case this stupid fucking computer decided to attempt to delete them again *curses the randomly placed "back" button*.

Rules:
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to "notes" under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish...)

I have 9 piercings and a tattoo but I WANT MORE
I have a titanium plate holding my jawbone together
I never used to brush my hair at middle school (I had a lot of it and I'm so very lazy!!)
I have a temper what can only be described as volcanic. This was a gift from my father. My mother gave me the wonderful gift of worrying what others think at all time. How generous XD
Despite point 4 I adore my family and would do anything for them. Anyone who (without good reason, mind) dislikes spending time with their family because they think it is a chore, pisses me off royally. Not a good thing to do considering point 4.
I gained the rank of sergeant in my 4? years in the GVCAC
I want to do a job that involves my hobbies but I know this will never happen because I am simply not talented enough.
I was a total tom boy during middle school and early high school. I would always play with the boys and get muddy building tree houses. I've always had more male friends than girls simply because I always seem to get on with them better.
I have never left Europe - the furthest I've been in Portugal
If I could go anywhere right now it would be Val D'Isere in France. I want to go snowboarding :(
I want another pet hamster. I would call it Humanom the 4th.
I wear glasses but totally do not need them.
I cannot drive, in fact, I have never even had a lesson. The closest I've come is having mad_lark1n order me to change gear because he was eating at the time - it didn't happen :p I don't intend on learning.
I was accepted to be a SuicideGirl, pending on a nice photoshoot. I just can't be arsed to do it.
I can play the fife and would love to pick it up again - if only I could find someone who sold them!
I cannot speak any other language than English. I can just about understand some French but cannot speak it for the life of me.
Raw tomatoes will literally make me wretch, but I have no trouble eating cooked ones.
I have a thing for bad guys.
I have an irrational fear of pigeons. I am actually frightened of those damned flying rats and will freak out if one starts moving towards me.
I have an even more irrational fear of spiders. This fear however will cause me to have a panic attack, and I mean a full blown paper bag incident. It isn't a pretty sight.
I once threw my brother off the top bunk and he cut a massive v-shape into his foot on the shelf next to the bed. It bled like a bitch! I r mean sistar!
I love my duvet, if I could, I would wear it all the time as some form of suit.
People don't come to any social event that I organise. If I organise it with someone else however, they turn up.
Yes, my name is actually Michelle-Louise, I don't just add the hyphen to be a posh bitch
I could be the happiest person in the world and I'd still pick holes in my situation.

Bored

2009-02-05T17:41:02Z

You See The World Through Red Colored Glasses

You live your life with intensity. You have strong emotions and experience everything vividly.

You judge all interactions through the lens of power. You determine who has the most power and how to improve your position.

You face challenges with courage and strength. You can will your way through any problem.

You see love as the utmost expression of your passions and desires. Your romantic life is very passionate and overwhelming.

At your worst, you are easily angered and quick to fight. You will go to war with anyone.

You are happiest when you are expending a lot of energy. And you love the feeling of danger!

What Color Glasses Do You See the World Through?

Pay it Forward 2+3

2009-01-30T20:57:51Z

Second one for raggedyman and pinkapplejam

Pay Day

2009-01-30T17:09:03Z

I like pay day, I get to totally treat myself and then have no money for the rest of the month :p I got more than I was expecting though, which is nice and should *fingers crossed* not have a panic session half way through February when I run out of cash (bills are all paid off already so no surprises this month in theory).

Today I got my hair done, it is very spiffy and quite smexi! I bought a new top, some jewellery for Saturday night and a new pair of trainers to replace my dead Vans. They are pretty much a similar style, just Etnies this time (I'm currently wearing them in by walking around the flat like a loon haha).

I also bought myself a new TV recorder/digi box to replace my dead one and an external hard drive for my very clogged PC (too...many...psd...and...ai....files).

All in all an awesome day. Plus Danny shall be popping over later making today even more super awesome.

It is nice to have a fun day once in a while, I get too depressed sometimes :p Life isn't shit Michelle! You just need to get out more and have that boyfriend of yours make up more stories about penguins and crabs plotting to take over the world lol

Tomorrow will be fun, tis Matt and Schwenk's last big night out in Cambs and we are off to Hakka for food and then out on the town. I will miss them so no doubt I'll blub like a baby once I have a few drinks in me lol

Wish I could go to B&Ghouse too, but there'll be other nights I can go to that, though I've now missed two in a row :'(

On another note I really want to go see 36 Crazyfists at the Waterfront in March but totally don't want to go alone. If you're interested let me know, can offer my parent's sofa to one lucky person if getting back to Cambs will be a struggle. Click meh for details.

Fnarh

2009-01-26T13:53:19Z

So friggin tired. 1 day is not enough time to change from a body clock stuck on working the late shift to working the early shift. I got about 4 hours sleep last night and that was restless as I kept being woken up by various things, including laheie walking around the flat at weird hours of the morning (trying to be quiet but failing epic-ly hehe). I wasn't sleeping anyway so it didn't bother me too much, what's another 30 mins of not being able to sleep when you know you're already not going to get the minimum you need without becoming a psycho sleep deprived anger cloud.

Having said that I was quite cheerful until about 1. Now I'm flagging a bit and there's no coke in the vending machine to keep me going. Pepsi Max just does not do the job!

Despite lack of sleep I still love 9-5s. They mean I can actually see my boyfriend more than once a week :p Shifts play havoc with meeting up because he's so busy with Uni stuff and needs to get up early. Not finishing til 12 means that he'd get no sleep if we met up and that isn't fair. Dunno why I mentioned that, I guess having 3 different peeps ask "how things are going with my boy" all the time I'm just used to throwing in an odd update every now and again :p

Jaw is back to painfulness again which sucks. I think I might wander down to the doctors and wave my medical insurance around at them in an effort to stop them fobbing me off to the dentist again. It is a jaw problem, not a tooth problem! Smilly doctorz.

On a good note, possibly going to get my 3 owed lieu days (from xmas and new years) this week... that means 5 days off in a row. WEWT.

Must start on raggedyman's pictar at some point. I must go FaceBook stalking to find an appropriate reference. However, tonight will be filled with WoW methinks, unless I get invited out or something (I doubt that'll happen, it's Monday afterall - who goes out on a Monday? :p) QUARTER OF A LEVEL TIL 80 :D :D :D Then finally Kaelimaar will have gotten to the level cap. This has never occurred before in my whole time of WoW playing :p

Oops, lunch time over. Back to the grind!

Geif New Flat Mate Pl0x!

2009-01-21T02:34:18Z

laheie will be leaving in ~~May~~ April for Canadas, I therefore require an awesome replacement.

I'll admit that this will be difficult, afterall, laheie is quite fabulous however, I canna pay the rent without someone to halp!

Sooo, if anyone knows a super cool person who will potentially need a new place in ~~May~~ April (really don't want to move :() please lemme know

thankies

x

Speaking of favours, if anyone wants to help get my stuff back from Rowly (doovds) and Alex (skates + warhammer + xbox profile), that would be nice. I'm staying clear as they obviously don't want me anywhere near them.

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bored again

2009-01-16T21:50:33Z

You Scored as Zoe Alleyne Washburne

The Soldier. You are the second in command, and that is fine. You like a chain of command, but only when the one in charge has earnt your respect. Those who earn your love or loyalty will find no one better to guard their back.

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

81%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

75%

Simon Tam

75%

River Tam

75%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye

63%

The Operative

63%

Shepherd Derrial Book

56%

Jayne Cobb

50%

Inara Serra

38%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

38%

Pay it Forward 1

2009-01-11T16:57:33Z

There you go Martin XD

Stoof

2009-01-11T14:30:50Z

bike fixed thanks to wknoxwalker
product returned to PC World, refund went onto card so shouldn't take long to go through
i have a letter with my name and address on it from the landlord (that'll have to do)
borrowed £20 from laheie for my prescriptions

To what/who ever is watching over us all, fankoo for my amazing friends who always cheer me up and come together after shit hits the fan.